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  • I hate when my wife gets mad at me for being lazy.<br/>
It's not like I did anything!Upload to Facebook
    I hate when my wife gets mad at me for being lazy.
    It's not like I did anything!
  • My wife is coming home tonight after a week-long official trip. So you guys know what I'm getting tonight.<br/>
Yelled at. Yes, I'm gonna get yelled at for making the house a mess!Upload to Facebook
    My wife is coming home tonight after a week-long official trip. So you guys know what I'm getting tonight.
    Yelled at. Yes, I'm gonna get yelled at for making the house a mess!
  • I can't find my `Gone in 60 seconds` DVD.<br/>
It was here a minute ago!Upload to Facebook
    I can't find my "Gone in 60 seconds" DVD.
    It was here a minute ago!
  • A Bengali friend of mine told me that a third babe is coming!<br/>
Should I be delighted or agonised?Upload to Facebook
    A Bengali friend of mine told me that a third babe is coming!
    Should I be delighted or agonised?
  • They say love can't be seen, it can only be felt.<br/>
But they were wrong. I have seen it many times in the form of true love for me in your eyes. And it's the most beautiful and cherished thing in the whole world!Upload to Facebook
    They say love can't be seen, it can only be felt.
    But they were wrong. I have seen it many times in the form of true love for me in your eyes. And it's the most beautiful and cherished thing in the whole world!
  • We don't always need advice. Sometimes all we need is a hand to hold, an ear to listen and a heart to understand.<br/>
Good Morning!Upload to Facebook
    We don't always need advice. Sometimes all we need is a hand to hold, an ear to listen and a heart to understand.
    Good Morning!
  • Tequila is like marriage. You know that it's bad for you & may regret it later.<br/>
But you're curious and do it anyway!Upload to Facebook
    Tequila is like marriage. You know that it's bad for you & may regret it later.
    But you're curious and do it anyway!
  • Dear Punjabis and Delhiites,<br/>
WFH is `Work from Home` not `Work from Himachal`!Upload to Facebook
    Dear Punjabis and Delhiites,
    WFH is "Work from Home" not "Work from Himachal"!
  • Why do astronauts use Linux?<br/>
Because you can't open Windows in space!Upload to Facebook
    Why do astronauts use Linux?
    Because you can't open Windows in space!
  • In a battle between my heart and my head... I always listen to my stomach!Upload to Facebook
    In a battle between my heart and my head... I always listen to my stomach!
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