I hate when my wife gets mad at me for being lazy. It's not like I did anything! |
My wife is coming home tonight after a week-long official trip. So you guys know what I'm getting tonight. Yelled at. Yes, I'm gonna get yelled at for making the house a mess! |
I can't find my "Gone in 60 seconds" DVD. It was here a minute ago! |
A Bengali friend of mine told me that a third babe is coming! Should I be delighted or agonised? |
They say love can't be seen, it can only be felt. But they were wrong. I have seen it many times in the form of true love for me in your eyes. And it's the most beautiful and cherished thing in the whole world! |
We don't always need advice. Sometimes all we need is a hand to hold, an ear to listen and a heart to understand. Good Morning! |
Tequila is like marriage. You know that it's bad for you & may regret it later. But you're curious and do it anyway! |
Dear Punjabis and Delhiites, WFH is "Work from Home" not "Work from Himachal"! |
Why do astronauts use Linux? Because you can't open Windows in space! |
In a battle between my heart and my head... I always listen to my stomach! |