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![Son: If we got another dog, where would it sleep?<br/>
Mom: The question isn't where would the dog sleep. It's where would your dad sleep!]()
Upload to Facebook Son: If we got another dog, where would it sleep?
Mom: The question isn't where would the dog sleep. It's where would your dad sleep! -
![Pro Tip for girls:<br/>
Date ugly guys.<br/>
because chances of cheating are very low.<br/>
And vice versa!]()
Upload to Facebook Pro Tip for girls:
Date ugly guys.
because chances of cheating are very low.
And vice versa! -
![Without the laugh track, conversations in sitcoms have a lot of awkward pauses!]()
Upload to Facebook Without the laugh track, conversations in sitcoms have a lot of awkward pauses! -
![`I would die for` and `I would kill for` are opposites despite being used to express the same thing!]()
Upload to Facebook "I would die for" and "I would kill for" are opposites despite being used to express the same thing! -
![As a child, it seemed like parents had eyes on the back of their heads. As adults, it's clear that little kids are extremely predictable!]()
Upload to Facebook As a child, it seemed like parents had eyes on the back of their heads. As adults, it's clear that little kids are extremely predictable! -
![Similarities between Corporate Meetings and Ladies Shopping<br/><br/>
<b>Corporate Meetings:</b><br/>
Show me the next slide.<br/>
The figures are not looking good (in the graph chart).<br/>
All eyes should be on us.<br/>
Something is still missing.<br/>
Do we have a plan B?<br/>
Make it fast, we have to close it ASAP.<br/><br/>
<b>Ladies Shopping:</b><br/>
Bhaiya Wo Agli Wali Dikhao.<br/>
Bhaiya Wo Pehli Wali Dikhao.<br/>
Is Mein Meri Figure Achhi Nahi Lag Rahi.<br/>
Sab Ka Dhyaan Meri Taraf Hi Hona Chahiye.<br/>
Ummm... Kuch To Kami Lag Rahi Hai.<br/>
Koi Dusri Dress Hai?<br/>
Behen Ji Jaldi Karo Dukaan Band Karni Hai<br/><br/>
<b>By: Rahul Pandey (Ruksi)</b>]()
Upload to Facebook Similarities between Corporate Meetings and Ladies Shopping
Corporate Meetings:
Show me the next slide.
The figures are not looking good (in the graph chart).
All eyes should be on us.
Something is still missing.
Do we have a plan B?
Make it fast, we have to close it ASAP.
Ladies Shopping:
Bhaiya Wo Agli Wali Dikhao.
Bhaiya Wo Pehli Wali Dikhao.
Is Mein Meri Figure Achhi Nahi Lag Rahi.
Sab Ka Dhyaan Meri Taraf Hi Hona Chahiye.
Ummm... Kuch To Kami Lag Rahi Hai.
Koi Dusri Dress Hai?
Behen Ji Jaldi Karo Dukaan Band Karni Hai
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![Maybe God made men physically stronger because they have to carry all that audacity!]()
Upload to Facebook Maybe God made men physically stronger because they have to carry all that audacity! -
![Kahe Kabir Kaise Nibahe, Ker Ber Ko Sang;<br/>
Vh Jhoomat Ras Apni, Uski Fatat Ang!<br/><br/>
Kabir says people of different nature cannnot live together. As if Banana and Ber trees are planted near each other, Ber tree will swing in the air and banana tree leaves will get torn by its thorns.<br/>
Greetings on Kabir Das Jayanti]()
Upload to Facebook Kahe Kabir Kaise Nibahe, Ker Ber Ko Sang;
Vh Jhoomat Ras Apni, Uski Fatat Ang!
Kabir says people of different nature cannnot live together. As if Banana and Ber trees are planted near each other, Ber tree will swing in the air and banana tree leaves will get torn by its thorns.
Greetings on Kabir Das Jayanti -
![Women's memory itself was a nightmare for men.<br/>
Now they supplement it with screenshots as well.<br/>
Men don't stand a chance!]()
Upload to Facebook Women's memory itself was a nightmare for men.
Now they supplement it with screenshots as well.
Men don't stand a chance! -
![My wife said, `You really have no sense of direction, do you?`<br/>
I said, `Where did that come from?`]()
Upload to Facebook My wife said, "You really have no sense of direction, do you?"
I said, "Where did that come from?"
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