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  • Went for a job interview today, at IKEA.<br/>
The manager said: Come in, make a seat!Upload to Facebook
    Went for a job interview today, at IKEA.
    The manager said: Come in, make a seat!
  • If you ever get a chance to date a cute person for one day...<br/>
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Where will you take me?Upload to Facebook
    If you ever get a chance to date a cute person for one day...
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    Where will you take me?
  • I wish you could be ugly for one day.<br/>
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Because being it every day is really sad!Upload to Facebook
    I wish you could be ugly for one day.
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    Because being it every day is really sad!
  • What do you call a sick eagle?<br/>
Illegal!Upload to Facebook
    What do you call a sick eagle?
    Illegal!
  • Sorry girls I am taken.<br/>
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Taken as a joke!Upload to Facebook
    Sorry girls I am taken.
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    Taken as a joke!
  • Philosophers are simply adults who never stopped questioning `why` as a child!Upload to Facebook
    Philosophers are simply adults who never stopped questioning "why" as a child!
  • People judge other people by their actions, while you judge yourself by your thoughts!Upload to Facebook
    People judge other people by their actions, while you judge yourself by your thoughts!
  • 'Sorry' is a tiny word but has immense power to build a beautiful relationship.<br/>
Hope you accept my apology and let me build the connection between us again!Upload to Facebook
    'Sorry' is a tiny word but has immense power to build a beautiful relationship.
    Hope you accept my apology and let me build the connection between us again!
  • I am single because love is blind.<br/>
Aur Meri Dono Aankhein Theek Hain!Upload to Facebook
    I am single because love is blind.
    Aur Meri Dono Aankhein Theek Hain!
  • I have become a successful husband by letting my wife speak all the time!Upload to Facebook
    I have become a successful husband by letting my wife speak all the time!
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