Went for a job interview today, at IKEA. The manager said: Come in, make a seat! |
If you ever get a chance to date a cute person for one day... . . . . . . . Where will you take me? |
I wish you could be ugly for one day. . . . . . . Because being it every day is really sad! |
What do you call a sick eagle? Illegal! |
Sorry girls I am taken. . . . . . . . Taken as a joke! |
Philosophers are simply adults who never stopped questioning "why" as a child! |
People judge other people by their actions, while you judge yourself by your thoughts! |
'Sorry' is a tiny word but has immense power to build a beautiful relationship. Hope you accept my apology and let me build the connection between us again! |
I am single because love is blind. Aur Meri Dono Aankhein Theek Hain! |
I have become a successful husband by letting my wife speak all the time! |