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I'll stop at nothing to avoid them!]()
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Guys with no pants fight for a belt]()
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![Once electric cars are mainstream, someone will modify them to be really loud!]()
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![One day while in heaven, Mahatma Gandhi went to God and enquired what was the status of the three monkeys?<br/>
The God replied: They were all very happy. The blind one has become judiciary, the deaf is now the govt. and the mute are citizens!]()
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![Jeeto: I get brain freeze whenever I eat ice cream.<br/>
Santa: I never get any brain freeze.<br/>
Jeeto: You don't have a brain, that's why!]()
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![My friend went bald years ago but still carries his old comb with him.<br/>
He just can't part with it!]()
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![Genie: I shall grant you 3 wishes.<br/>
Me: I wish for a world without lawyers.<br/>
Genie: Done, you have no more wishes.<br/>
Me: But you said 3<br/>
Genie: Sue me!]()
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Genie: Done, you have no more wishes.
Me: But you said 3
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