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  • The adjective for metal is metallic.<br/>
But not so for iron... which is ironic!Upload to Facebook
    The adjective for metal is metallic.
    But not so for iron... which is ironic!
  • 6:30 is the best time on a clock...<br/>
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hands down!Upload to Facebook
    6:30 is the best time on a clock...
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    hands down!
  • Exaggerations have become an epidemic.<br/>
They went up by a million percent last year!Upload to Facebook
    Exaggerations have become an epidemic.
    They went up by a million percent last year!
  • On Eid Ul Adha, wishing that your sacrifices are appreciated and your prayers are answered by the almighty.<br/>
Have a blessed Eid Ul Adha!Upload to Facebook
    On Eid Ul Adha, wishing that your sacrifices are appreciated and your prayers are answered by the almighty.
    Have a blessed Eid Ul Adha!
  • It is not their meat nor their blood, that reaches Allah.<br/>
It is your piety that reaches Him.<br/>
He has thus made them subject to you, that you may glorify Allah for His guidance to you and proclaim the good news to all who do right.<br/>
Eid Ul Adha Mubarak!Upload to Facebook
    It is not their meat nor their blood, that reaches Allah.
    It is your piety that reaches Him.
    He has thus made them subject to you, that you may glorify Allah for His guidance to you and proclaim the good news to all who do right.
    Eid Ul Adha Mubarak!
  • A prayer can go where I cannot go. Through prayers, I can be with you without being there. I may be miles away but my prayers will always be with you.<br/>
Good morning and have a great week!Upload to Facebook
    A prayer can go where I cannot go. Through prayers, I can be with you without being there. I may be miles away but my prayers will always be with you.
    Good morning and have a great week!
  • My wife had her driving test today. She got 8 out of 10.<br/>
The other 2 jumped out of the way!Upload to Facebook
    My wife had her driving test today. She got 8 out of 10.
    The other 2 jumped out of the way!
  • Behind every 'Successful' businessman... there is a Nationalised Bank!Upload to Facebook
    Behind every 'Successful' businessman... there is a Nationalised Bank!
  • Me: Alexa! Play 'Abhi Zinda Hun To Jee Lene Do, Bhari Barsaat Mein Pi Lene Do. Mujhe Tukdon Mein Nahi Jeena Hai...'<br/>
Alexa: Do Hi Lines Aur Bachi Hain, Woh Bhi Tu Hi Gaa Le!Upload to Facebook
    Me: Alexa! Play 'Abhi Zinda Hun To Jee Lene Do, Bhari Barsaat Mein Pi Lene Do. Mujhe Tukdon Mein Nahi Jeena Hai...'
    Alexa: Do Hi Lines Aur Bachi Hain, Woh Bhi Tu Hi Gaa Le!
  • `Your underwear is much too tight and very revealing,` I said to my wife.<br/>
She said, `Wear your own then!`Upload to Facebook
    "Your underwear is much too tight and very revealing," I said to my wife.
    She said, "Wear your own then!"
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