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  • Nothing is impossible in life. You can do anything if you have the right people to support you.
Have a nice weekend!Upload to Facebook
    Nothing is impossible in life. You can do anything if you have the right people to support you. Have a nice weekend!
  • Couples in lockdown are in dilemma, whether they are:<br />
Made for each other.<br />
Mad for each other.<br />
Mad at each other.<br />
Or maid for each other?Upload to Facebook
    Couples in lockdown are in dilemma, whether they are:
    Made for each other.
    Mad for each other.
    Mad at each other.
    Or maid for each other?
  • Our computers went down at work today, so we had to do everything manually.<br />
It took me twenty minutes to shuffle the cards for solitaire!
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    Our computers went down at work today, so we had to do everything manually.
    It took me twenty minutes to shuffle the cards for solitaire!
  • What do you call a man with a rubber toe?<br />
Roberto!
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    What do you call a man with a rubber toe?
    Roberto!
  • I need help!<br />
In the middle of an argument with my wife, she told me that I am right.<br />
What do I do next?Upload to Facebook
    I need help!
    In the middle of an argument with my wife, she told me that I am right.
    What do I do next?
  • Not to brag but women have often described me as `Who's that guy and why is he listening to our conversation?`
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    Not to brag but women have often described me as "Who's that guy and why is he listening to our conversation?"
  • During a man's funeral, his wife started laughing.<br />
When asked she said, `This is the first time I know where he is going!`
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    During a man's funeral, his wife started laughing.
    When asked she said, "This is the first time I know where he is going!"
  • I wanna tell a vaccination joke but only adults would get it!
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    I wanna tell a vaccination joke but only adults would get it!
  • I have a vaccination joke.<br />
But I will tell you in 4 weeks. No 8 weeks. No, 12 weeks!Upload to Facebook
    I have a vaccination joke.
    But I will tell you in 4 weeks. No 8 weeks. No, 12 weeks!
  • I have a vaccination joke...<br />
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but most of you won't get it!Upload to Facebook
    I have a vaccination joke...
    . . . . but most of you won't get it!
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