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  • You cannot predict your next thought, because if you did, you'd already been thinking it!Upload to Facebook
    You cannot predict your next thought, because if you did, you'd already been thinking it!
  • Happy Mother's Day Mom! Although we're far apart you are always in my heart. I love you and miss you more than words can say!Upload to Facebook
    Happy Mother's Day Mom! Although we're far apart you are always in my heart. I love you and miss you more than words can say!
  • We've shared so many things - but I don't share with you enough how much I love you!</br>
Happy Mother's Day, Mom!Upload to Facebook
    We've shared so many things - but I don't share with you enough how much I love you!
    Happy Mother's Day, Mom!
  • Mum, I love you more than words can say. You are my best friend and I'd be lost without you. Thank you for making me the person I am today.</br>
Happy Mother's Day!Upload to Facebook
    Mum, I love you more than words can say. You are my best friend and I'd be lost without you. Thank you for making me the person I am today.
    Happy Mother's Day!
  • She told me she was coming to my place by 9 PM, but she came by 7 PM and caught me with another woman.</br>
How can I forgive her for lying to me? She is not trustworthy!Upload to Facebook
    She told me she was coming to my place by 9 PM, but she came by 7 PM and caught me with another woman.
    How can I forgive her for lying to me? She is not trustworthy!
  • Eight more divorces to go and Ambani will be the richest man in the world!Upload to Facebook
    Eight more divorces to go and Ambani will be the richest man in the world!
  • As per the divorce settlement, Melinda Gates will keep the house and Bill Gates will keep the Windows!Upload to Facebook
    As per the divorce settlement, Melinda Gates will keep the house and Bill Gates will keep the Windows!
  • I use to say `I'll be single forever`  as a joke... but I think God has taken it seriously!Upload to Facebook
    I use to say `I'll be single forever` as a joke... but I think God has taken it seriously!
  • When I was a kid, I wanted to play the guitar really badly.<br/>
And after years of hard work, practice and dedication,  I can now play the guitar really badly!Upload to Facebook
    When I was a kid, I wanted to play the guitar really badly.
    And after years of hard work, practice and dedication, I can now play the guitar really badly!
  • I told my niece that I saw a deer on the way to work this morning.<br/>
She said, `How do you know it was on its way to work?`Upload to Facebook
    I told my niece that I saw a deer on the way to work this morning.
    She said, "How do you know it was on its way to work?`
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