| If you love someone, set them free. If they don't come back, text them when you are drunk! |
| Someone ate an apple and we were born. Now someone ate a bat and we are dying. Eating is a problem and not drinking! |
| I miss telling my wife that I'm on my way home from work and then reaching home drunk after 5 hours! |
| By the time we are able to buy alcohol again: Captain Morgan may be an Admiral; Old Monk may Die; Teachers may become Principal; Famous Grouse may become Infamous; Johnny Walker may be using Wheelchair; Magic moments may lose its Magic; Smirnoff may turn On; Beefeater may become Vegan; And Chivas Regal may become Pauper! |
| Corona Diaries: I have cut down on my drinking and have only one peg whisky before going to bed. Last night, I went to bed six times! |
| Quarantine has shown me that you really don't need fun to have alcohol! |
| Normally I don't stop when I see a drunkard lying on the road. But today I stopped, splashed water on him, made him sit and asked, "Kidhar Se Mili?" |
| BEER Regulates cholesterol Boosts brain power Soothes a cold Contains fibre and B vitamins Prevents kidney stones Strengthens bones So it should be made mandatory for the chemists to keep beer! |
| I do not trust camels and anyone else who can go a week without a drink! |
| I work part-time as a bartender. Only thing is that I don't get paid as I'm working from home. To top it all, I'm my only customer! |
