| I'm giving up drinking for a month. Sorry, bad punctuation. I'm giving up. Drinking for a month! |
| Certain beers give me terrible hangovers. I investigated and I think it's the 13th one! |
| What are people who drink to escape their problems called? BoozeDils! |
| Every weekend I tell myself, "John you need to stop drinking beer." Luckily my name is not John! |
| There are hundreds of energy drinks, but no motivation drinks! |
| I have reached that stage of my life where I am not bothered about: Rose day, Teddy day, Kiss day, or even Valentine's day. The only day that effects me is... . . . . . . . . Dry Day! |
| Unlike Milk: It is perfectly acceptable to cry over spilled beer! |
| I have never seen an alcohol company use a drunk person in any of their advertisements. Are they ashamed of their customers? |
| Cellphones should have options to change Airplane Mode to Drunk Mode. That way your drunk texts never leave your phone! |
| I quit drinking yesterday but tonight... I celebrate my comeback! |
