| O thou invisible spirit of wine, if thou hast no name to be known by, let us call thee devil. |
| There are some sluggish men who are improved by drinking; as there are fruits that are not good until they are rotten. |
| Sobers are so bores. |
| Here's to alcohol: the cause of, and answer to, all of life's problems. |
| There is more refreshment and stimulation in a nap, even of the briefest, than in all the alcohol ever distilled. |
| In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is Freedom, in water there is bacteria. |
| I drink to make other people more interesting. |
| Write drunk, edit sober. |
| He was a wise man who invented beer. |
| Draft beer, not people. |
