| Q: How do you get a blonde out of a tree? A: Wave. |
| Q: Why did the blonde call the welfare office? A: She wanted to know how to cook food stamps. |
| A blonde to a pharmacist: Do you have any oralgesics? The analgesics don't seem to work! |
| Q: Why did the blonde nurse go to an art school? A: To learn how to draw blood! |
| Cashier: Strip down, facing me. The blonde quickly stripped down. Cashier: Ma'm, Not you but your Credit Card? |
| The executive was interviewing a young blonde for a position in his company. He wanted to find out something about her personality so he asked, "If you could have a conversation with someone, living or dead, who would it be?" The blonde quickly responded, "The living one." |
| Police Officer: Didn't you see that you broke the speed limit? Blonde: I am sorry, Officer; but I can fix it for you. Police Officer: How can it be fixed? Blonde: That's what I was going to ask you! |
| Q: What's brown, red, black and blue? A: A brunette who told one too many blonde jokes. |
| Q: What do you call a really smart blonde? A: A golden retriever. |
| Customer: Waiter, there is a hair in my soup. Waiter: Blonde or red? We are missing a waitress. |