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"Mum", said the son to his ageing blonde mother, "When you go, do you want to be buried or cremated?"
"I don't mind", replied the mother. "Surprise me!" -
![Did you hear about the blonde who decided to bake a birthday cake? The candles melted in the oven.]()
Upload to Facebook Did you hear about the blonde who decided to bake a birthday cake? The candles melted in the oven. -
![I told my blonde girlfriend I was going skeet shooting. She said she didn't know how to cook them.]()
Upload to Facebook I told my blonde girlfriend I was going skeet shooting. She said she didn't know how to cook them. -
![Blonde: I get a terrible pain in my eye whenever I drink a cup of coffee.<br/>
Doctor: Try taking the spoon out.]()
Upload to Facebook Blonde: I get a terrible pain in my eye whenever I drink a cup of coffee.
Doctor: Try taking the spoon out. -
What's a blonde's idea of natural childbirth?
No make-up. -
Did you hear about the blonde who got locked in the bathroom? She was in there so long, she peed her pants! -
Q: Why did the blonde move to LA?
A: It was easier to spell! -
A blonde went to cash a cheque that she got from her husband.
The bank cashier asked her to endorse it.
So she wrote on the back, "My husband is a wonderful person"! -
A blonde is out walking along a river one day when she sees another blonde on the opposite bank. She shouts "Woohoo, how do I get to the other side?"
The second blonde looks up and down the river and replies, "You are on the other side". -
The husband came home and caught his blonde wife reading his diary. She angrily shouted, "Who the f**k are April, May and June?"
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