| Why was the blonde looking for the reverse button on her computer? She'd been told to back up at the end of every week! |
| What can strike a blonde without her even knowing it? A thought! |
| What did a blonde do when she read a notice in the public conveniences saying "Don't put anything down the toilet but toilet paper?" She sat on the floor! |
| Did you hear about the blonde that stayed up all night to see where the sun went? It finally dawned on her! |
| Why did the blonde go outside with her purse open? She had heard there was going to be some change in the weather! |
| Q:Why did the blonde tiptop past the medicine cabinet? A: She didn't want to wake the sleeping pills. |
| Q: What did the blonde driver say when she ran out of gas? A: Will it hurt the car if I drive with an empty tank? |
| Traffic cop: Didn't you see the 30 m.p.h. Sign? Blond: No, officer, I was going too fast to see it. |
| What are two reasons why blondes don't mind their own business? No mind; No business. |
| A man finds his blonde wife propping up their washing machine on one side with two bricks. Man: What are you doing? Wife: Washing at 30 degrees. |