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![A blonde was bragging about her knowledge of international capitals. She proudly said, `Go ahead and quiz me. I know all of them!`<br/>
Her friend said, `O.K. then, what's the capital of France?`<br/>
The blonde replied, `Oh, that's so easy! F!`]()
Upload to Facebook A blonde was bragging about her knowledge of international capitals. She proudly said, "Go ahead and quiz me. I know all of them!"
Her friend said, "O.K. then, what's the capital of France?"
The blonde replied, "Oh, that's so easy! F!" -
![Why do blondes have more fun?<br/>
They're easier to find in the dark!]()
Upload to Facebook Why do blondes have more fun?
They're easier to find in the dark! -
![A person told his blonde friend, `Christmas is on a Friday this year.`<br/>
The blonde guy then said, `Let's hope it's not the 13th!`]()
Upload to Facebook A person told his blonde friend, "Christmas is on a Friday this year."
The blonde guy then said, "Let's hope it's not the 13th!" -
![An Italian tourist asks a blonde man, `Why do scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats?`<br/>
To which the blonde man replies, `If they fell forward, they'd still be in the boat!`]()
Upload to Facebook An Italian tourist asks a blonde man, "Why do scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats?"
To which the blonde man replies, "If they fell forward, they'd still be in the boat!" -
![What's the advantage of being married to a blonde?<br/>
You can park in handicapped zones!]()
Upload to Facebook What's the advantage of being married to a blonde?
You can park in handicapped zones! -
Traffic Cop: Why did you not use the INDICATOR before turning?
Blonde: Why should I use Indicator? Where I am going is... none of your business! -
How did the blonde hurt herself raking leaves?
She fell out of the tree! -
Q:Why did the blonde go outside with her purse open?
A:She had heard there was going to be some change in the weather! -
What do blondes and beer bottles have in common?
They're both empty from the neck up! -
In a divorce court, a woman requested the judge, "Your honour, I want to divorce my husband."
"But why?" asked the judge.
She replied, "Because he is not faithful to me."
The judge asked, "How do you know ?"
She replied, "My lord, not a single child resembles him."
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