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Upload to Facebook A blonde was bragging about her knowledge of international capitals. She proudly said, "Go ahead and quiz me. I know all of them!"
Her friend said, "O.K. then, what's the capital of France?"
The blonde replied, "Oh, that's so easy! F!" -
Upload to Facebook Why do blondes have more fun?
They're easier to find in the dark! -
Upload to Facebook A person told his blonde friend, "Christmas is on a Friday this year."
The blonde guy then said, "Let's hope it's not the 13th!" -
Upload to Facebook An Italian tourist asks a blonde man, "Why do scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats?"
To which the blonde man replies, "If they fell forward, they'd still be in the boat!" -
Upload to Facebook What's the advantage of being married to a blonde?
You can park in handicapped zones! -
Upload to Facebook Did you hear about the blonde who decided to bake a birthday cake? The candles melted in the oven. -
Upload to Facebook I told my blonde girlfriend I was going skeet shooting. She said she didn't know how to cook them. -
Upload to Facebook Blonde: I get a terrible pain in my eye whenever I drink a cup of coffee.
Doctor: Try taking the spoon out.
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