Insanity: a small price to pay for sheer brilliance! |
Heavily Medicated For Your Safety! |
Without Geometry, Life is Pointless! |
Screw World Peace, Visualize DRIVING! |
Jesus loves me, this I know - that is why I don't drive slow! |
Faster than a speeding ticket. |
Just be happy I'm not a twin... |
How's my driving? Call 1-800-EAT-S#%7 |
Excuse me for driving so closely in front of you! |
My car is a status symbol. The symbol of me being poor! |