| Q: Why did the blonde move to LA? A: It was easier to spell! |
| Jeeto: Husbands are the best people to share your secrets with. Preeto: Why do you say that? Jeeto: They won't tell anyone because they probably won't even listen in the first place! |
| Santa accompanied Jeeto to a doctor during her pregnancy and asked the doctor, "My wife is five months pregnant and she's very moody". Doctor: So what's your question? |
| Titanic was sinking. An Englishman asked Santa, "How far is land?" Santa: 2 KMs. Englishman jumped into sea. Englishman: Now, which direction? Santa: Downwards! |
| Santa: I have swallowed a key. Doctor: When? Santa: 3 months back. Doctor: What were you doing till now? Santa: I was using duplicate key, now I have lost it too. |
| Pappu to Bunty, "If your dad is angry with you and asks, Do I look stupid? don't answer him". Bunty: Why? Pappu: I learnt it the hard way. |
| Pathan writing his Diary, "My sister had a baby this morning, I have not heard that its a boy or a girl. So, I don't know whether I am uncle or aunt." |
| Santa: The mudpack definitely improved my wife's looks but then... Banta: Then what happened? Santa: It fell off. |
| Santa to his friend, "I and Banta were stuck on the escalator for almost 4 hours. Friend: Why didn't you walk down? Santa: Because we were going up! |
| Pappu and his girlfriend had a very heated arguement. Girl: Delete my number. Pappu: Just chill. It was never ever saved! |