| "I beg your pardon", said Santa while returning to his seat at the end of the interval, "but did I step on your foot when I left?" "Yes, you did." Santa: Oh, good, that means I'm in the right row! |
| Pappu: I finally found the root of all my problems. Bunty: And if I may know, what's it? Pappu: My birth! |
| Finally, Rajinikanth accepts that Chris Gayle is his rightful heir! |
| Jeeto: If I were to die unexpectedly, what would you be left with? Santa: Probably 30-40 years of peaceful and blissful life! |
| "Why didn't you deliver that message as instructed?" Santa asked his servant. Servant: I did the best I could, sir! Santa: The best you could! If I had known I was going to send a donkey, I would have gone myself! |
| Banta went into a barber shop and said, "I want my hair cut so that it's all different lengths round the front and back, there's a strange spiky bit on top and bald patches here, here and here". "I don't think I can do that", said the barber. Banta: Why not? You did last time I was here! |
| Santa went to his bank manager and said, "I'd like to start a small business. How do I go about it?" 'Simple', said the bank manager. "Buy a big one and wait." |
| Patient: How much longer do I have? Doctor: Ten... Patient: Ten What? Doctor: Nine |
| Preeto: My 39th birthday isn't far off. Jeeto: Well, it isn't; it was only five or six years ago! |
| Banta: Talking about Africa makes me think of the time... Bored Santa: Good gracious, you're quite right. I had no idea it was so late. Goodbye! |
