| Santa: You just backed the car over my bike. Jeeto: Well, you shouldn't have left it on the lawn! |
| Santa: A friend of mine had an arguement with his wife so they decided to flip a coin to choose a name for their new son. Banta: So what exactly did they name him? Santa: Tails! |
| Jeeto was having a driving lesson. Partway through, the instructor told her, "You're in the wrong gear". "Oh", said Jeeto. "What should I have worn?" |
| Pappu was stuck with his maths homework. "Grandpa', he pleaded, "could you help me with this?" "I could", replied his grandfather, "but it wouldn't be right, would it?" "I don't suppose it would, Grandpa", said Pappu, "but have a shot at it anyway". |
| Banta: Why is it that almost all serial killers are men. Santa: That's simply because women like to kill only one man slowly and steadily! |
| Banta: Did you feel the vibrations of the earthquake? Santa: Married men neither feel and nor are affected by vibrations or earthquakes! |
| Teacher: Do you know as to why did the World Wildlife Fund choose the giant panda as their symbol? Pappu: Because they did't have a colour printer! |
| Jeeto in a pretty upset tone, "Why do you go out on the balcony whenever I sing? Don't you like to hear me?" "It's not that', said Santa. "I just want the neighbours to see that I'm not beating my wife." |
| Pappu: You should see my girl. She's beautiful as a mirage. Bunty: That's the wrong simile. A mirage is something you can see but can't get your hands on. Pappu: That's my girl! |
| Santa was late home from work one evening. "I'm sure he's having an affair", said Jeeto to her mother-in-law. "Why do you always think the worst?" said the mother-in-law. "Maybe he's just been in an accident." |