| Doctor to patient, "Your case will enrich medical sciences". Patient: Oh dear! And I thought I'll just have to pay Rs. 10000! |
| Celebrating their silver wedding anniversary, Jeeto turned to Santa and said, "Will you still love me when my hair has gone grey?" Santa: Why not? Haven't I loved you through six other shades? |
| Pinky: My boyfriend and I went to the movies the other night. It was a gripping spectacle. Guddi: Was it? Pinky: Yeah, all through the show, he couldn't take his hands off me! |
| Maths Teacher to Pappu, "If both of your parents were born in 1969, how old would they say they are now?" Pappu: That depends. Teacher: Depends on what? Pappu: Whether you're asking my father or my mother! |
| "Wake up!" shouted Jeeto to Santa. "What's the matter?" said Santa. Jeeto: You're talking in your sleep again. Why don't you control yourself? Santa: All right! We'll make a bargain. You let me talk when I'm awake and I'll try to control myself when I'm asleep! |
| A blonde went to cash a cheque that she got from her husband. The bank cashier asked her to endorse it. So she wrote on the back, "My husband is a wonderful person"! |
| Patient to Psychiatrist, "What is the difference between dream and reality?" Patient: The same between a girlfriend and a wife! |
| A man went into a bank and said to the cashier, "Will you check my balance?" Santa was also standing in the queue behind him and before the cashier could reply, Santa pushed him. |
| Preeto: Why is psychoanalysis much quicker for men than it is for woman? Jeeto: Because when it is time to go back to childhood, the man is already there. |
| Santa: I'm the only one in my family who drinks, which is great. Banta: Why is it great? Santa: Because to me, they're all potential liver donors! |