| Prisoner: Doc! You've already removed my spleen, tonsils, adenoids, and one of my kidneys. I only came to see if you could get me out of this place! Doctor: I sure will. But only bit by bit! |
| Pappu got lost at at an IPL game. He went up to police officer and said, "I've lost my dad". "What's he like?" asked the officer sympathetically. "Beer and women", said Pappu. |
| Jeeto went into a hunting store to buy a rifle. "It's for my husband", she explained. "Did he tell you what gauge to get?' asked the store assistant. "Are you kidding?" said Jeeto. "He doesn't even know I'm going to shoot him!" |
| Santa: After having been married for long, I have realised one thing. Banta: And what exactly is it? Santa: A man who doesn't lie to his wife doesn't care about her feelings! |
| Santa and Banta went out to dine and ordered 2 drinks. They then took their sandwiches from their lunch boxes and started to eat. Seeing this, the waiter told them, "Sorry, but you can't eat your own sandwiches in here!" Santa and Banta looked at each other, shrugged their shoulders, and exchanged their sandwiches. |
| Rajinikanth has already been to Mars. It's the reason for there being no signs of life on that planet! |
| Nurse: Doctor, the man you've just treated collapsed on the front step what should I do? Doctor: Turn him around so it looks like he was arriving! |
| Pappu: My girlfriend says she wants me to be more like her Ex. Bunty: So what are you doing about it? Pappu: I am dumping her! |
| A down and out beggar walked up to Santa on the street and said, "Sir, I haven't eaten in three days'. Santa: Force yourself or probably consult some good doctor! |
| A policeman stops Jeeto and asks for her license. He says, "Lady, it says here that you should be wearing glasses". Jeeto answers, "Well, I have contacts". The policeman replied "I don't care who you know, you're getting a ticket!" |
