| Pappu: My girlfriend admitted to me that she's been cheating. Bunty: That's really sick. Pappu: Not really. I told her that as long as her teacher didn't notice it, she's fine! |
| Santa: My nephew asked me what marriage was like! Banta: So what did you tell him? Santa: I gave him a candy bar and told him not to eat it! |
| Santa: Did you hear about the Irish abortion clinic? Banta: What's to it? Santa: It has a 12-month long waiting list! |
| Banta on his first visit to a new barber shop remarked, "Your dog takes great interest in watching you cut hair". "Yep", said the barber, "That's because sometimes I snip off a bit of a customer's ear". |
| Cat: Meow... Pappu: Meow... Cat: Meow Meow... Pappu: Meow Meow... Jeeto: Stop aping the cat! Pappu: No Mum, it's not like that. Actually, OMG! I speak cat! |
| A police officer came up to Santa to enquire about a recent crime. Policeman: Where were you between four and six? Santa: Kindergarten! |
| Little boy: Rajini uncle, what's your most memorable moment while studying in school? Rajinikanth: While being a monitor, I once told Manmohan Singh, while he was a little boy to keep quiet in class. And now it's history! |
| Jeeto answers the phone. "It must have been a wrong number from some ship", she tells her husband. Santa: Why? Jeeto: Because it was a woman wanting to know if the coast is clear. |
| Someone called Santa at three o'clock in the morning. Caller: Is that the Community Hospital? Santa: No, it's not. This is a private residence. Caller: I must have the wrong number. Sorry to trouble you at this time of night. Santa: Ah, it's no trouble. I had to get up anyway to answer the phone. |
| Jeeto: The amount of whisky you drink, you have become an alcoholic. Santa: I don't drink alcohol, I drink distilled spirits. So I am not Alcoholic, I am Spiritual! |