| Pappu to a girl, "There's something gorgeous about your eyes!" The girl starts blushing. Pappu: Oh, it's just my reflection! |
| Santa to Banta, "Did you hear that joke about the Egyptian guide who showed some tourists two skulls of Cleopatra - one as a girl and one as a woman?" Banta: No, let's hear it. |
| Santa: It's earth Hour, switch off all lights! Pappu: Papa, there's no electricity since morning. Santa: Never mind, switch off the buttons. At least, we can take the feeling! |
| Santa: I won 2 Gold Medals in my entire life. Pappu: That's commendable! In which field? Santa: One was for my excellent memory and the second one, I don't remember! |
| To show off to his friends, Pappu took his girlfriend to a very posh restaurant. Pappu: What would you like to drink? Girlfriend: I guess I'll have a Champagne. Pappu: Guess again! |
| Santa: I have never had an affair. Can you say the same? Jeeto: Yes, but not with such a straight face! |
| A lady waited patiently at the pharmacist till he was free to serve her. At last he asked, "May I help you, madam?" "Could you please read this letter from my fiance for me? He is a doctor!" |
| Santa met with an accident. Paramedic: Are you hurt? Give me your name so we can tell your family. Santa: My family already knows my name! |
| Preeto: If you don't like your husband, why don't you just leave him and go? Jeeto: I don't like to do anything that shall make him happy! |
| Jeeto: Will you build a Taj Mahal for me after I die? Santa: Darling , I've already purchased a plot in Agra. The delay is at your end! |