| Jeeto: I hate you when you drink. Santa: Well, I hate you when I'm not drinking! |
| Pappu: Papa. why is it that a divorce is so expensive? Santa: Son, because it's worth it! |
| Santa: I stained my shirt due to simple carelessness. I don't know how I'm going to get it out. Banta: What did you spill? Santa: Stain remover. |
| What's the difference between a lawyer and a leech? A leech will let go when its victim dies. |
| Two old men were sitting in bar. One said to other, "My wife's a mess. She has gonorrhoea, diarrhoea and ascariasis." "Why do you stay with her?" said the other. "Because I love to fish and she has great worms." |
| Banta: Why do only 10% of women go to heaven? Santa: Because if they all went, it would be hell. |
| Teacher: How do you spell "crocodile"? Pappu: "K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L." Teacher: No, that's wrong. Pappu: Maybe it's wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. |
| Jeeto: Have you anything for gray hair? Chemist: Nothing but the greatest respect! |
| "What do you mean I was lucky?" asked the woman to the Pathan after being hit by a bicycle. Pathan: I usually drive a bus! |
| Banta: Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away? Santa: If you aim it well enough! |