| Pappu: I love you! Girl: Shutup! Pappu: I like you! Girl: Shutup! Pappu: I miss you! Girl: Shutup! Pappu: You are really pretty! Girl: Really? Pappu: SHUTUP! |
| Santa:Give me one room with double-bed. Hotel Manager: But Sir, you seem to be alone. Santa: Yes. But I am married and I wish to enjoy silence from the other side of the bed! |
| A surgeon went to visit his twin brother, a vicar, at a parish. During his morning walk a parishioner, mistaking him for the vicar, congratulated him on his sermon. "Sorry," replied the surgeon. "I am not the twin who preaches, I am the one who practices." |
| Pappu: I really can't believe the teenagers nowadays. Bunty: What happened? Pappu: I was in a temple, when a guy next to me lit a cigarette from the Aarti plate. I was so shocked, I almost dropped my Vodka bottle! |
| Santa is taking a woman home after their first date. When they get to her door, he asks if he can come inside. Woman: Absolutely not. I never ask a guy to come in on the first date. Santa: All right. Then how about on the last date? |
| Jeeto to Preeto, "You look different today". Preeto: The doctor asked me to lose 5 kgs. Jeeto: And you lost 5 kgs? Preeto: Yes, I stopped wearing makeup! |
| Banta: What is 'Bhaang' (Cannabis) called in English? . .. ... Santa: Shiva's Regal! Har Har Mahadev! |
| Banta: What exactly is First Aid? Santa: It is when you get AIDS for the first time! |
| The four stages of getting sick: ill, pill, bill and will. |
| Girlfriend: Dear, it's my birthday tomorrow. Pappu: Happy birthday in advance! Girlfriend: What gift shall you give to me? Pappu: What do you want? Girlfriend: A 'Ring'. Pappu: I shall give you a 'Ring' but please don't pick it up as my balance is very less! |