| Judge: Do you accept that you stole the money from this guy? Pathan: No Sir! He only gave it to me. Judge: And when did he give it to you? Pathan: When I showed him the knife! |
| Teacher: Where's your homework? Pappu: I made it in to a paper plane and someone hijacked it! |
| In Santa's office, there was a very nasty smell on a very hot day. One of Santa's co-worker couldn't take and remarked, "Obviously someone's deodorant isn't working." Santa in the corner shouted back, "Well, it can't be me because I'm not wearing any." |
| A Pathan who was put in the electric chair, got a sudden attack of hiccups just as the warden was about to pull the switch. "Any last request?" asked the warden. "Yeah, hic. Could you please, hic, do something to scare me?" |
| Jeeto: I really hate you! Santa: What a coincidence! |
| Drunk Santa was driving and hit a policeman. The policeman died. As a good citizen, Santa decided to inform police. He called 100 and said, "Now You Are 99"! |
| A cop stops drunk Santa and asks, "How high are you?" Santa: That's wrong English, you should say, "Hi, How are you?" |
| Santa called his son, "Pappu, if you don't stop playing that trumpet, I think I'll go crazy". . .. ... Pappu replied cheekily, "I think you are already, I stopped playing it half an hour ago!" |
| Banta: What's the difference between a good lawyer and a bad lawyer? Santa: A bad lawyer can let a case drag out for several years. A good lawyer can make it last even longer. |
| Teacher: Pappu, what is the outside of a tree called? Pappu: I don't know. Teacher: Bark, Pappu, bark. Pappu: Bow, wow, wow! |
