| Jeeto: I saw the most beautiful portrait at a store the other day. Preeto: Interesting. Which store was was it? Jeeto: A hardware store. Preeto: That's weird! Jeeto: Not really. I realized pretty late that it's a mirror. |
| Banta: What's Marriage? Santa: Marriage is the 7th sense of humans that destroys all the six senses and makes the person Non-sense. |
| Teacher: Pappu, you know you can't sleep in my class. Pappu: I know, but maybe if you were just a little quieter, I could. |
| Jesus can walk on water but Rajnikanth can swim through land. |
| Santa: I nearly got hit by a woman driving a car this morning. Banta: You seem to have had a narrow escape. Santa: Yeah! I luckily I jumped out of the way just in time. Banta: Which road was it? Santa: Phew! Road? I was jogging in the park. |
| Teacher: I told you to stand at the end of the line. Pappu: I tried, but somebody was already there. |
| Teacher: What do you want to be when you grow up? Pappu: I want to follow in my father's footsteps and be a policeman. Teacher: I didn't know your father was a policeman. Pappu: He isn't. He's a burglar! |
| Pinky to her mother, Jeeto, "What kind of husband should I look for? Jeeto: Dear, leave the husbands alone and look for a single man. |
| Banta: What's the difference between us and Camels? Santa: They can work without drinking for 7 days and We can drink without working for 7 days! |
| Pappu: I am really fed up. "What's the matter?", asked his room mate. Pappu lamentingly added, "I wrote home asking my parents to send money so that I could buy a laptop, and they sent me the laptop!" |
