| Pappu and Pinky were arguing over the breakfast table. "You're so stupid," said Pappu. "That's enough" said their dad. "Pappu, say sorry to Pinky", added Santa. Pappu: I'm sorry you're so stupid! |
| Banta: What do you call a calf after it's six months old? Santa: Seven months old. |
| Teacher: What do you call a pig with three eyes? Pappu: Piiig. |
| An Englishman asked Santa, "How far is land?" Santa: 2 KM. Englishman jumped into sea. Englishman: Now, which direction? Santa: Downwards. |
| Santa on an interview for the post of detective was asked a question. Interviewer: Who killed Gandhiji? Santa: Thanks for giving me the job, I will investigate. |
| Teacher: How does blood reach your brain? Pappu: Simple. Direction of liquid is always towards the empty space. |
| Jeeto: I saw the most beautiful portrait at a store the other day. Preeto: Interesting. Which store was was it? Jeeto: A hardware store. Preeto: That's weird! Jeeto: Not really, I realized pretty late that it's a mirror. |
| Doctor: I see you're over a month late for your appointment. Don't you know that nervous disorders require prompt and regular attention, what's your excuse? Santa: I was just following your orders. You told me to avoid people who irritate me. |
| Pappu: Dad, can you write in the dark? Santa: I think so, why? Pappu: I need you to sign my report card. |
| Santa: You will never succeed,in making that dog obey you. Jeeto: Nonsense it's only a matter of patience, I had a lot of trouble with u at first. |
