| Pappu: What's the difference between Pollution and Solution? Santa: If a politician drowns in a river it's Pollution, and if all of them drown then it's a Solution! |
| Santa to Banta, "Whenever I am a few drinks down, a part of me says, "I can't keep drinking like this!"
Banta: What's the big deal. So stop dinking. Santa: Hold on. The other part of me says, "Don't listen to that guy. He's drunk!" |
| Jeeto to Santa on Valentine's day, "What is 10 years with me?" Santa: A second. Jeeto: What is Rs 5,000 to you? Santa: A coin. Jeeto: OK! Give me a coin. Santa: Wait a second! |
| Pappu: I asked this girl to be my Valentine. Bunty: So what happened? Pappu: And I was gonna give her a box of chocolates. She said no and so I threw it at her. Totally worth it. |
| Pappu: I can't wait till Valentine's day. Bunty: But why? You don't even have a Valentine. Pappu: Because I want to make everyone's day miserable by reminding them how alone they are. |
| Pappu: This new teacher really confuses me. She should better make up her mind before passing any instructions. Bunty: What did she say? Pappu: First she's telling me to be myself, and then she's telling me to stop being an idiot. |
| Banta: What's the best example of "once in a lifetime opportunity?" . .. ... Santa: A mosquito sitting on your wife's face. |
| Santa: I am really feeling stupid today. Banta: Why? Santa: I got cornered in a round room! |
| Pappu: My computer beat me at chess a few days ago. Bunty: You can improve your game by practice. Pappu: No big deal. It was no match for me at kick-boxing though. |
| A kid bought stuff worth Rs 45 from Santa's shop and gave him a 5 rupee note and put '0' (zero) behind 5 and gave it to Santa. On top of it, he asked for the balance Rs 5. Having been outsmarted, Santa took out a 50 rupee note and crossed '0' (zero) with a pen and gave it to the kid and said, "Now we are even"! |
