Upload to Facebook | Pappu to Bunty: I often pause and wonder at fate's peculiar ways. Bunty: Wonder what? Pappu: For nearly all famous men were born on holidays! |
Upload to Facebook | Nothing in the world is more expensive than a woman who is free for the weekend! |
Upload to Facebook | How to lose an argument with a woman? Argue! |
Upload to Facebook | Santa and Banta go to a cinema to watch a movie. Ticket Clerk: Yes sir? Santa: Can I have two tickets please? Ticket Clerk: For "Ek Villain"? Santa: No, for 2 comedians, Santa and Banta! |
Upload to Facebook | Maths teacher to Pappu: If you have 5 bottles in one hand and 6 in the other, what do you have? Pappu: I dunno... but a drinking problem maybe! |
Upload to Facebook | A girl to her boyfriend who is a Maths freak: How am I looking today? Boyfriend: Tan C/ Sin C Girlfriend: What? Boyfriend: Tan C / Sin C = Sin C / Cos C / Sin C = 1 / Cos C = Sec C |
Upload to Facebook | Women are like an Internet Virus. They enter your life; Scan your pockets; Transfer all the money; Download their problems; Edit your mind and thoughts; Delete your smile and happiness; And leave you hanging for ever! |
Upload to Facebook | Woman has Man in it; Mrs has Mr in it; Female has Male in it; Madam has Adam in it. So Girls are always incomplete without Boys! |
Upload to Facebook | A recent study has found that women who carry a little extra weight live longer than the men who mention it! |
Upload to Facebook | Banta: Why doesn't China play Cricket? Santa: Actually, ICC doesn't want them to play the game because everyone looks the same. If someone gets out, he shall go to the pavilion, wash his face and come out to bat again! |
