Upload to Facebook | Teacher: What do you want to be when you grow up? Pathan's son: I want to follow in my father's footsteps and be a policeman. Teacher: I didn't know your father was a policeman. Pathan's son: He isn't. He's a burglar! |
Upload to Facebook | It is hard to be a woman. You must think like a man; Act like a lady; Look like a young girl; And work like a horse! |
Upload to Facebook | Teacher: Pappu, why are you scratching yourself? Pappu: Nobody else knows where I itch! |
Upload to Facebook | "Oh love, what did you ever do to deserve a wife like me?" Jeeto said looking lovingly into her husband's eyes. Santa: I don't know, but I promise I'll never do it again! |
Upload to Facebook | Bunty: I want to do something big and clean in life. Pappu: Wash an elephant! |
Upload to Facebook | Santa: My friend lost all his money. Banta: Played with stocks? Santa: No. Played with girls! |
Upload to Facebook | Banta: What is your chief worry in life? Santa: Money. Banta: Oh! I don't think you have any. Santa: Yes. That's the worry! |
Upload to Facebook | "You've been convicted 5 times of this offence - aren't you ashamed to own to that?" "No, your honour. I don't think one ought to be ashamed of his convictions!" |
Upload to Facebook | Teacher: What's two plus three? Pappu: : Five. Teacher: Good. Pappu: Good? Ma'm, it's perfect! |
Upload to Facebook | Santa: My wife believes in the adage - there are two sides to every question. Banta: Hmmm... I am listening. Santa: They are - her side and the wrong side! |
