| Banta: My wife doesn't understand me; does yours? Santa: I don't think so, I've never heard her mention your name! |
| Santa: I think I'll go upstairs and send Pinky's fiancee home. Jeeto: Now, you need to remember the way we used to court. Santa: Oh My Gosh, I hadn't thought of that. Out he goes! |
| Banta: A man's speech has been restored by the kick of a mule. Santa: A divorce is less painful and one gets the same results! |
| Behind every successful man there is a woman... because women don't run behind unsuccessful men! |
| Girl: Tell the world that you love me. Boy whispers - I love you! Girl: Why did you whisper it to me? Boy: Because you are my world! |
| Every man needs a women when his life is in mess; Because like the game of Chess - the queen protects the king! |
| Banta to Santa: What's an adult joke? Santa: No idea... but it must be the one that's eighteen years old! |
| Santa: My wife is so naughty. She always kidding with me. Banta: How? Santa: Yesterday I went home. And I put my hands on her eyes. She said: It's you the watchman! |
| Santa was getting down at almost every station and buying a ticket. Co-passenger: Why don't you buy 1 ticket for the whole trip? Santa: My doctor advised me not to take long trips! |
| Banta: My wife is very irritable; the least thing sets her off. Santa: You're lucky at that, mine's a self-starter! |
