| Jeeto: Param could have married anybody she pleased. Preeto: Then why is she still single? Jeeto: She never pleased anybody! |
| The tired-looking Santa sat facing the lawyer. Lawyer: So you want a divorce from your wife. Aren't your relations pleasant? Santa: Mine are... but hers are simply terrible! |
| A quiet woman is a gun with a silencer! |
| Lawyer: Why do you want to divorce such a beautiful and lovely wife? Husband: Look at my shoe, it is also beautiful but only the wearer knows how much it pinches! |
| Pappu: Do you know, Dad, my Sunday school teacher says that in some parts of Africa a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her. Santa: Why single out Africa? |
| Girl: All my life I have been saving my kisses for a man like you. Boy: So you are ready to lose the savings of a lifetime! |
| Chemistry Teacher: What happens when Potassium Iodide is mixed with Sulphur? Pappu: Kiss. Teacher: How? Pappu: KI+2S = Kiss! |
| Jeeto: I wish you'd bring home a Water Melon. My mother is coming today, and you know she'd give half her life for a good Water Melon. Santa: Really! Then I'll bring two! |
| Jeeto (as husband is leaving): Dear, will you remember to bring home something for the rats this evening? Santa: Something for the rats? Certainly not! If the rats can't eat what we have in the house, let them leave! |
| Santa: I used to think drinking was bad for me. Banta: So what did you do for it? Santa: I gave up thinking! |
