| Boys use the word friendship to start love; But girls use the word friendship to end love! |
| Woman has the most unique character like salt. Her presence is never remembered but her absence makes all the things tasteless! |
| Boy: Are you a dictionary? Girl: Why? Boy: Because you just gave me the definition of 'Life'! |
| Why do men spend so much time on improving their styles and not their minds? Because they know that women are stupid but not blind! |
| Jeeto: You used to say that I was all the world to you. Santa: Yes, but I've learned a lot about geography since then! |
| Pappu to Bunty: I'm not scared of proposing a girl. Bunty: Then what's the problem? Pappu: I'm scared about what would happen if she agrees! |
| Boy: Can I confess something? Girl: Sure. Boy: You've the prettiest smile I've ever seen? Girl: Can I confess something as well? Boy: Yeah. Girl: This smile only exists because of you! |
| Jeeto: I was in a very generous mood today. I gave a poor beggar 500 rupees. Preeto: That's a lot of money to give away. What did your husband say about it? Jeeto: He said, "Thank you"! |
| Banta: Does your wife believe in Karwa Chauth fast? Santa: Yes, she sure does. In fact, she loves to fast. Banta (confused): Considering her girth, It's hard to believe. Santa: Trust me. That's all because of fast food like... pizza, burgers and fries! Happy Karwa Chauth! |
| The five stages in a woman's life: To grow up. To fill out. To slim down. To hold it in. To hell with it! |
