Upload to Facebook | Santa was weeping at a grave, "Why did you die? Why did you die? Your death ruined my life." Banta: For whom are you mourning so deeply? A child? A parent? Wife? or a Girlfriend ? Santa: No. It's my wife's first husband! |
Upload to Facebook | A man who has never lied to a woman has no respect for her feelings! |
Upload to Facebook | "Pappu Pappu" "Yes Papa" "Watching movies?" "No Papa" "Watching videos?!" "No Papa" "Show me Browser History" "Ha Ha Ha!" |
Upload to Facebook | Banta: Someone told me that Cable TV is not good for kids. They don't study at all. So I got it uninstalled. Santa: That's a smart thing to do. Banta: Thanks. Now I have got a Dish installed instead! |
Upload to Facebook | Santa went to a public toilet and got out after 1 hour. The sweeper asked for 20 rupees. Santa: Saale Bathroom mein baithta tha, CYBER CAFE mein nahi! |
Upload to Facebook | An ailing Pathan to his doctor, "Doctor, I guess I am allergic to leather shoes. Doctor: Why? What happened? Is it some skin allergy? Pathan: No. Whenever I wake up with my shoes on, I feel a terrible headache! |
Upload to Facebook | Teacher: Correct the sentence, 'A bull and a cow is grazing in the field'. Pappu: A cow and a bull is grazing in the field. Teacher: How? Pappu: Ladies first! |
Upload to Facebook | Tragedy of Girl's Life: Good looking boys are not good boys; Good boys are not good looking Good looking and good boys are married; Good single boys with good looks are not rich; Rich single boys with good looks already have many girl friends! |
Upload to Facebook | Girl: Would you like to be the Sun of my life? Boy: Awwww. Yes. Girl: Then stay 149,600,000 km away from me! |
Upload to Facebook | In 1814, Women had no rights. In 1914, Women fought for rights. In 2014, Women are always right! |
