Upload to Facebook | Boy: Hey, do you like water? Girl: Yeah. Boy: Good, then you already like 70% of me! |
Upload to Facebook | Banta to Santa: What, according to you, is the difference between a wife and a girl friend? Santa: Wife is like a Demand Draft - trust-worthy all the time; and girl friend is like a Cheque, which may bounce any time! |
Upload to Facebook | Teacher: How do you spell Czechoslovakia? Pappu: You never do that. You simply copy paste! |
Upload to Facebook | Jeeto: I hate you when you drink. Santa: Darling, I hate you when I don't drink! |
Upload to Facebook | Pinky: What's your opinion of these women who imitate men? Bunty: They're idiots. Pinky: Then the imitation is successful! |
Upload to Facebook | A girl and a boy were sitting alone in the garden. Girl: Do something which makes my heart beat faster. Boy: Run, your father is coming! |
Upload to Facebook | "Arctic Ocean has started receding" Rumours are Rajini Sir has accepted the Ice Bucket Challenge! |
Upload to Facebook | Banta: Have you ever been in a railway accident? Santa: Yes, Once when I was in a train and we went through a tunnel. And I kissed the father instead of the daughter! |
Upload to Facebook | Banta to Santa after he returned from a business tour: Does your wife miss you much? Santa: No. She throws remarkably straight for a woman! |
Upload to Facebook | Pappu: When I proposed to Guddi, she asked me for a little time to make up her mind. Rani (the hated rival): Oh! so she makes that up too, does she? |
