Upload to Facebook | Santa: Oxygen is must for breathing: It was discovered in 1773. Banta: Thank God. I was born after that. If I was born before that I would have died too soon! |
Upload to Facebook | The reason there are so few female politicians is that it is too much trouble putting make-up on two faces! |
Upload to Facebook | Banta asks Santa: Why did you run away from operation table. Santa: The nurse was repeatingly saying - don't get nervous, don't be afraid. This is a minor operation. Banta: So what was wrong in it? Santa: She was not speaking to me but to the surgeon! |
Upload to Facebook | Jeeto: My husband doesn't seem to care about his 'appearance'. Preeto: I thought otherwise. Why do you say so? Jeeto: He hasn't made one for almost 2 weeks! |
Upload to Facebook | Banta: What's the matter, Santa - you look terrible. Santa: Yeah. I am starved. Banta: Why? Santa: My wife's dieting! |
Upload to Facebook | Santa arrives home pretty late in a drunken state. Jeeto: Where've you been? Santa: Can't you guess where I've been? Jeeto: I can - but go on with your story! |
Upload to Facebook | Pappu during the Maths examination to his Teacher: Sir, what's the date today? Teacher: Never mind the date. The exam answers are more important. Pappu: Well Sir, I wanted to have something right on my paper! |
Upload to Facebook | If a woman asks you a question, it's better to tell her the truth...because chances are she's asking you as she already knows the it! |
Upload to Facebook | Don't try to understand a girl completely. If you do, you'll either go mad or you'll start loving her! |
Upload to Facebook | Pappu to his sister, Pinky: I cried today when I failed in 2 subjects. Pinky: But you seem to be very happy now. Pappu: Yes, I learnt my friend, Bunty failed in 5 subjects! |
