| Girl: Why do you always follow me around? Boy: Well because, when I was a kid my mom told me to follow my dreams! |
| Dear Men, If you can't hold her hand in public, then you have no right to hold her curves in private! |
| Drunk Santa reaches home pretty late night. Jeeto: Peekay Aaya Hai? Santa: Nahi. Abhi Bas Poster Aaya Hai. Movie December Mein Aayegi! |
| Husband was going shopping to buy gift for wife & asked her sizes. She said: If it's clothes, I wear Small; And if it's diamonds, I wear Large! |
| Boy: What's your age? Girl: We don't reveal our age to boys. Boy: What's your email address? Girl: pooja.1988@gmail.com |
| Women drivers are like stars in the sky. You can see them... but they can't see you! |
| Pinky: What are you running for, Pappu? Pappu: I'm trying to keep two fellas from fighting. Pinky: Who are the fellows? Pappu: Bunty and me! |
| Irony of Life: Little girls want Barbie Dolls and little boys want big cars. After growing up, big girls want big cars and big boys want Barbie girls! |
| Pappu: My girlfriend broke up with me and sent me her pictures with her new boyfriend. Bunty: Really bad, What did you do? Pappu: I sent it to her Dad! |
| The trouble with most men is they know all about women but nothing about wives! |
