| Boys go to college to develop their minds; And Girls go to college to catch them before this happens! |
| Preeto: Pappu, how is your little sister, Pinky? Pappu: Sick and bed-ridden. She hurt herself. Preeto: That's too bad. How did she do it? Pappu: We were playing who could lean furthest out of the window, and she won! |
| Overheard while sitting in a court, after a girl passed by. Advocate 1: She has a Supreme Court figure. Advocate 2: What do you mean? Advocate 1: No Appeal! |
| Santa opened a Mexican restaurant and named it "Behen de Tacos"! In competition, Banta opened a Japanese restaurant next to Santa's and named it 'Terimaki'! |
| Boy to a girl: Why don't you have a boyfriend? Girl: I am not allowed to have a boyfriend... but why don't you have a girlfriend ? Boy: Because you are not allowed to have a boyfriend yet. So simply waiting for you! |
| Girl: What time do you go to sleep? Boy: Only when you go to sleep? Girl: Why only when I sleep? Boy: Because then I'll have no reason to be awake! |
| Boys have fun by teasing girls and then girls cry for a few minutes. Girls have fun by loving boys and then boys cry for a lifetime! |
| Traffic Cop: Why did you not use the INDICATOR before turning? Blonde: Why should I use Indicator? Where I am going is... none of your business! |
| A man walked into a bar with his alligator and asked the bartender, "Do you serve lawyers here?" "Sure do," replied the bartender. "Good," said the man. "Give me a beer, and I'll have a lawyer for my alligator! |
| Banta: My wife is too good. She can talk on any subject for hours. Santa: Ahh! my wife is better, she does not even need a subject to talk about! |
