Upload to Facebook | Banta: My wife is very irritable; the least thing sets her off. Santa: You're lucky at that, mine's a self-starter! |
Upload to Facebook | Boy: Can I confess something? Girl: Sure. Boy: You've the prettiest smile I've ever seen ? .. Girl: Can I confess something as well? Boy: Yeah. Girl: This smile only exists because of you! |
Upload to Facebook | Doctor to Santa: You will die within 2 hours. Do you want to see any one before you die? Santa : Yes. A good doctor! |
Upload to Facebook | I could give up SHOPPING... but why be a QUITTER! |
Upload to Facebook | Jeeto: You didn't have a rag on your back when I married you. Santa: Anyway, I've plenty of them now! |
Upload to Facebook | Pappu in Bio Practical Exam. Examiner: See the bird's leg and tell name? Pappu I don't know. Examiner: You have failed. What's your name? Pappu: See my legs! |
Upload to Facebook | Santa to Banta: What's the easiest way to kill a lion? Banta thinks and thinks hard and comes to a conclusion: I'll drink poison and let lion eat me! |
Upload to Facebook | Preeto: Whenever I am down in the dumps, I get myself a new dress? Jeeto: Oh! So that's where you get them! |
Upload to Facebook | Pappu: Dad, what made you marry Mummy? Santa: So you're beginning to wonder, too! |
Upload to Facebook | Pinky to her boyfriend: Will you take me for a drive on Friday? Boyfriend: Yes, but suppose it rains? Pinky: Come the day before, then! |
