Upload to Facebook | Jeeto (as husband is leaving): Dear, will you remember to bring home something for the rats this evening? Santa: Something for the rats? Certainly not! If the rats can't eat what we have in the house, let them leave! |
Upload to Facebook | Santa: I used to think drinking was bad for me. Banta: So what did you do for it? Santa: I gave up thinking! |
Upload to Facebook | Banta: My wife doesn't understand me; does yours? Santa: I don't think so, I've never heard her mention your name! |
Upload to Facebook | Santa: I think I'll go upstairs and send Pinky's fiancee home. Jeeto: Now, you need to remember the way we used to court. Santa: Oh My Gosh, I hadn't thought of that. Out he goes! |
Upload to Facebook | Banta: A man's speech has been restored by the kick of a mule. Santa: A divorce is less painful and one gets the same results! |
Upload to Facebook | Behind every successful man there is a woman... because women don't run behind unsuccessful men! |
Upload to Facebook | Girl: Tell the world that you love me. Boy whispers - I love you! Girl: Why did you whisper it to me? Boy: Because you are my world! |
Upload to Facebook | Every man needs a women when his life is in mess; Because like the game of Chess - the queen protects the king! |
Upload to Facebook | Banta to Santa: What's an adult joke? Santa: No idea... but it must be the one that's eighteen years old! |
Upload to Facebook | Santa: My wife is so naughty. She always kidding with me. Banta: How? Santa: Yesterday I went home. And I put my hands on her eyes. She said: It's you the watchman! |
