| WOMAN MEANS: W: WONDERFUL MOTHER O: OUTSTANDING FRIEND M: MARVELLOUS DAUGHTER A: ADORABLE SISTER N: NICEST GIFT TO MEN FROM GOD |
| Rajinikanth: Hello I'm Rajinikanth. Receiver: Han Han, Pata Hai! Rajinikanth: Tujhe Kaise Pata Chala, Main Rajinikanth Bol Raha Hun? Receiver: Bass Kya Bhai... Mobile Switch Off Tha Mera! |
| Expecting a negative answer, a girlfriend asks: Have you ever cheated, lied or broken promise? To satisfy his girl, the boy replied: Nothing of these, I haven't done! |
| A woman wants a man: To love her like a wife; To protect her like a daughter; And respect her like a mother! |
| Dear Boys, Kitchen has 'He' in it. So stop giving your stupid logic to start learning cooking immediately. Sincerely, Girls! |
| Santa: You're simply wasting your time. You'll never succeed in making that dog obey you. Jeeto: Nonsense... it's only a matter of patience. I had a lot of trouble with you in the beginning! |
| Pappu: Say, mother, how much am I worth? Jeeto: You're worth more than crores to me, dear. But why are you asking? Pappu: Well, then, could you advance me 100 bucks? |
| A woman prefers a man without money to money without a man! |
| Teacher: Pappu, why are you scratching yourself? Pappu: No one else knows where I itch! |
| If you can't follow the laws, you'll sure have to follow lawyers! |
