| Santa: I've just got rid of my flute in part exchange for a new car. Banta: I didn't think they accepted things like that for a car. Santa: Well, this case was an exception. The dealer happened to be our next-door neighbour! |
| What is the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? A girlfriend answers all your questions, a wife questions all your answers! |
| But for law enforcement and physics, I'd be unstoppable! |
| A boy commented on his Facebook status - Happy New Year. The girl wrote in comments - Same to you. The boy edited the comment to - I love you! |
| Math equation: Sin/Cos = Tan Female equation: Sin-Ishq/ Cos-Ishq = Tanishq |
| Women have an abundant passion for Mathematics. They divide their age in half; Double the price of their clothes; Multiply their sorrows in front of their hubbies; And always add at least five years to the age of their friends! |
| Unless you have 10 hrs of free time, never ask a woman . . . . . . "What's wrong?" |
| Santa to Pappu (who was eating a guava): Look out for the worms. Pappu: When I eat guava, the worms have to look out for themselves! |
| "You cannot get eggs without hens", said the teacher stressing the point. Pappu: M'am, my dad can. Teacher: Please explain yourself. Pappu: He keeps ducks! |
| I wouldn't cry like that if I were you," said Jeeto to little Pinky. "Well," said Pinky, between her sobs, "you can cry any way you like, but this is my way!" |
