Upload to Facebook | Banta: Does your wife believe in Karwa Chauth fast? Santa: Yes, she sure does. In fact, she loves to fast. Banta (confused): Considering her girth, It's hard to believe. Santa: Trust me. That's all because of fast food like... pizza, burgers and fries! Happy Karwa Chauth! |
Upload to Facebook | The five stages in a woman's life: To grow up. To fill out. To slim down. To hold it in. To hell with it! |
Upload to Facebook | Jeeto: Param could have married anybody she pleased. Preeto: Then why is she still single? Jeeto: She never pleased anybody! |
Upload to Facebook | The tired-looking Santa sat facing the lawyer. Lawyer: So you want a divorce from your wife. Aren't your relations pleasant? Santa: Mine are... but hers are simply terrible! |
Upload to Facebook | A quiet woman is a gun with a silencer! |
Upload to Facebook | Lawyer: Why do you want to divorce such a beautiful and lovely wife? Husband: Look at my shoe, it is also beautiful but only the wearer knows how much it pinches! |
Upload to Facebook | Pappu: Do you know, Dad, my Sunday school teacher says that in some parts of Africa a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her. Santa: Why single out Africa? |
Upload to Facebook | Girl: All my life I have been saving my kisses for a man like you. Boy: So you are ready to lose the savings of a lifetime! |
Upload to Facebook | Chemistry Teacher: What happens when Potassium Iodide is mixed with Sulphur? Pappu: Kiss. Teacher: How? Pappu: KI+2S = Kiss! |
Upload to Facebook | Jeeto: I wish you'd bring home a Water Melon. My mother is coming today, and you know she'd give half her life for a good Water Melon. Santa: Really! Then I'll bring two! |
