Upload to Facebook | Santa opened a Mexican restaurant and named it "Behen de Tacos"! In competition, Banta opened a Japanese restaurant next to Santa's and named it 'Terimaki'! |
Upload to Facebook | Boy to a girl: Why don't you have a boyfriend? Girl: I am not allowed to have a boyfriend... but why don't you have a girlfriend ? Boy: Because you are not allowed to have a boyfriend yet. So simply waiting for you! |
Upload to Facebook | Girl: What time do you go to sleep? Boy: Only when you go to sleep? Girl: Why only when I sleep? Boy: Because then I'll have no reason to be awake! |
Upload to Facebook | Banta: My wife is too good. She can talk on any subject for hours. Santa: Ahh! my wife is better, she does not even need a subject to talk about! |
Upload to Facebook | Boys use the word friendship to start love; But girls use the word friendship to end love! |
Upload to Facebook | Woman has the most unique character like salt. Her presence is never remembered but her absence makes all the things tasteless! |
Upload to Facebook | Boy: Are you a dictionary? Girl: Why? Boy: Because you just gave me the definition of 'Life'! |
Upload to Facebook | Why do men spend so much time on improving their styles and not their minds? Because they know that women are stupid but not blind! |
Upload to Facebook | Jeeto: You used to say that I was all the world to you. Santa: Yes, but I've learned a lot about geography since then! |
Upload to Facebook | Jeeto: I was in a very generous mood today. I gave a poor beggar 500 rupees. Preeto: That's a lot of money to give away. What did your husband say about it? Jeeto: He said, "Thank you"! |
