Upload to Facebook | Santa went to a restaurant in China. Waiter: Sir, I have Stewed Liver, Boiled Tongue and Frog's Legs. Santa: I am not a doctor who can address your health problems. I am hungry. So just get me a Menu Card! |
Upload to Facebook | Drunk Santa reaches home pretty late night. Jeeto: Peekay Aaya Hai? Santa: Nahi. Abhi Bas Poster Aaya Hai. Movie December Mein Aayegi! |
Upload to Facebook | Husband was going shopping to buy gift for wife & asked her sizes. She said: If it's clothes, I wear Small; And if it's diamonds, I wear Large! |
Upload to Facebook | Boy: What's your age? Girl: We don't reveal our age to boys. Boy: What's your email address? Girl: pooja.1988@gmail.com |
Upload to Facebook | Women drivers are like stars in the sky. You can see them... but they can't see you! |
Upload to Facebook | Pinky: What are you running for, Pappu? Pappu: I'm trying to keep two fellas from fighting. Pinky: Who are the fellows? Pappu: Bunty and me! |
Upload to Facebook | Irony of Life: Little girls want Barbie Dolls and little boys want big cars. After growing up, big girls want big cars and big boys want Barbie girls! |
Upload to Facebook | Pappu: My girlfriend broke up with me and sent me her pictures with her new boyfriend. Bunty: Really bad, What did you do? Pappu: I sent it to her Dad! |
Upload to Facebook | The trouble with most men is they know all about women but nothing about wives! |
Upload to Facebook | Preeto: Pappu, how is your little sister, Pinky? Pappu: Sick and bed-ridden. She hurt herself. Preeto: That's too bad. How did she do it? Pappu: We were playing who could lean furthest out of the window, and she won! |
