Upload to Facebook | Jeeto (angrily): I can't believe it, you forgot my birthday again. How can you do this? Santa: How can you expect me to remember your birthday when you never look older. Jeeto cleared her throat, smiled and asked surprisingly, "Jaanu Sachi"! |
Upload to Facebook | God made women without a sense of humor so they could love men instead of laughing at them! |
Upload to Facebook | Teacher: Pappu, why are you talking during my lesson? Pappu: Ma'm, I never complain to your teaching during my conversation? |
Upload to Facebook | Santa: I sent love letters to my girlfriend everyday for 3 years. Banta: Then what happened? Santa: She married the 'postman'! |
Upload to Facebook | Boy: I deleted some pics from my mobile. Girl: Why did you delete them? We should save memory. Boy: Yeah, that's what I did...saved memory! |
Upload to Facebook | Diamonds are the hardest substance in the world... . . . . . to take it back from any Woman! |
Upload to Facebook | Pappu left the examination Hall within 15 minutes. Examiner: What happened? You don't know the answers? Pappu: No No. Nothing like that. It's that I have to prepare for the next Exam! |
Upload to Facebook | Teacher to Pappu: What is number Seven, Even or Odd? Pappu: Even. Teacher: How can you make seven even? Pappu: Remove the 'S'! |
Upload to Facebook | What man wants - all he can get! What woman wants - all she can't get! |
Upload to Facebook | Teacher: What is attention deficit hyperactive disorder? Pappu: Jimbalakadi Bambalu. Teacher: What? Sorry, I didn't understand you? Pappu:: Same here, Sir! |
