| Boy: Can I confess something? Girl: Sure. Boy: You've the prettiest smile I've ever seen ? .. Girl: Can I confess something as well? Boy: Yeah. Girl: This smile only exists because of you! |
| A Principal on a round asked Bunty, "What are you doing outside the classroom?" Bunty: Nothing, Sir! Principal: What's your name? Bunty: Bunty, Sir! Pappu: And who's this with you? Bunty: Pappu, Sir! Principal: And Pappu, what are you doing? Pappu: Helping Bunty, Sir! |
| Doctor to Santa: You will die within 2 hours. Do you want to see any one before you die? Santa : Yes. A good doctor! |
| I could give up SHOPPING... but why be a QUITTER! |
| Jeeto: You didn't have a rag on your back when I married you. Santa: Anyway, I've plenty of them now! |
| Pappu in Bio Practical Exam. Examiner: See the bird's leg and tell name? Pappu I don't know. Examiner: You have failed. What's your name? Pappu: See my legs! |
| Santa to Banta: What's the easiest way to kill a lion? Banta thinks and thinks hard and comes to a conclusion: I'll drink poison and let lion eat me! |
| Preeto: Whenever I am down in the dumps, I get myself a new dress? Jeeto: Oh! So that's where you get them! |
| My experience with women has taught me that Jack was most likely pushed down the hill! |
| Pappu: Dad, what made you marry Mummy? Santa: So you're beginning to wonder, too! |
