| Pinky to her boyfriend: Will you take me for a drive on Friday? Boyfriend: Yes, but suppose it rains? Pinky: Come the day before, then! |
| Since ladies aren't supposed to snore, burp or fart... they have to bitch or they'll explode! |
| Santa: Oxygen is must for breathing: It was discovered in 1773. Banta: Thank God. I was born after that. If I was born before that I would have died too soon! |
| The reason there are so few female politicians is that it is too much trouble putting make-up on two faces! |
| Banta asks Santa: Why did you run away from operation table. Santa: The nurse was repeatingly saying - don't get nervous, don't be afraid. This is a minor operation. Banta: So what was wrong in it? Santa: She was not speaking to me but to the surgeon! |
| After quite a number of days of being admitted in the hospital, Santa to his wife, Jeeto: I'm worried, dear. I don't think doctors have any idea about my ailment. Jeeto: What makes you think that way? Santa: The "Suggestion Box" at the end of the bed! |
| Jeeto: My husband doesn't seem to care about his 'appearance'. Preeto: I thought otherwise. Why do you say so? Jeeto: He hasn't made one for almost 2 weeks! |
| Banta: What's the matter, Santa - you look terrible. Santa: Yeah. I am starved. Banta: Why? Santa: My wife's dieting! |
| Santa arrives home pretty late in a drunken state. Jeeto: Where've you been? Santa: Can't you guess where I've been? Jeeto: I can - but go on with your story! |
| Pappu during the Maths examination to his Teacher: Sir, what's the date today? Teacher: Never mind the date. The exam answers are more important. Pappu: Well Sir, I wanted to have something right on my paper! |
