| Banta sent an sms to his pregnant wife. A few moments later, he got a notification on his phone and he started dancing. The report said - Delivered! |
| If a woman asks you a question, it's better to tell her the truth...because chances are she's asking you as she already knows the it! |
| Don't try to understand a girl completely. If you do, you'll either go mad or you'll start loving her! |
| Santa: I'm worried - it's raining and my wife is in the market. Banta: Oh, she'll probably step inside some store. Santa: Yeah. That's what I am worried about! |
| Pappu to his sister, Pinky: I cried today when I failed in 2 subjects. Pinky: But you seem to be very happy now. Pappu: Yes, I learnt my friend, Bunty failed in 5 subjects! |
| Boy: Hey, do you like water? Girl: Yeah. Boy: Good, then you already like 70% of me! |
| A biology teacher was dissecting a frog. Having explained the inner features of the amphibians, he asked his students, "What would you expect to find if you dissected a human beings?" Pappu, a bright lad replied, "Sir I would expect to find myself behind bars!" |
| Banta to Santa: What, according to you, is the difference between a wife and a girl friend? Santa: Wife is like a Demand Draft - trust-worthy all the time; and girl friend is like a Cheque, which may bounce any time! |
| Teacher: How do you spell Czechoslovakia? Pappu: You never do that. You simply copy paste! |
| Jeeto: I hate you when you drink. Santa: Darling, I hate you when I don't drink! |
